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thedaywedied: harukoblog: Looks like that zombie had a bad...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:01:38 -0400

thedaywedied:

harukoblog:

Looks like that zombie had a bad case…

….of rigor mortis.

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

One might even say he…

Died hard….

omfg why

sin-repent: gift for klarkey-pat on diary.ru

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 23:15:46 -0400

sin-repent:

gift for klarkey-pat on diary.ru

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novakian: ipreferthemgay: HEEELLOOO DEAN LOOK-A-LIKE oops my...

Thu, 30 May 2013 22:32:24 -0400

novakian:

ipreferthemgay:

HEEELLOOO DEAN LOOK-A-LIKE

oops my photo editor slipped

not-enough-fandom: jaredbby: lapfulofmisha: deancasotp: mapalap: deancasotp: hamburgay: Fun...

Thu, 30 May 2013 01:08:47 -0400

not-enough-fandom:

jaredbby:

lapfulofmisha:

deancasotp:

mapalap:

deancasotp:

hamburgay:

Fun biology fact the color of a boy’s lips is also the color of the head of his penis

I read this and literally the next picture I saw was of John Green and I just screamed “DAMMIT”

Does that mean Misha has a pink penis head?

I just checked my husband and it’s true

great another fact that i learned from tumblr that’ll make me never look the same way at people ever again

are we just gonna ignore

ironfries: pushes in mafia au sketches out of nowhere

Tue, 28 May 2013 02:41:23 -0400

ironfries:

pushes in mafia au sketches out of nowhere

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fantasist-futurist: rdj + da booty Look at that booty, show...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:25:47 -0400

fantasist-futurist:

rdj + da booty

Look at that booty, show me the booty Give me the booty, I want the booty Back up the booty, I need the booty I like that booty, Oh what a booty

Steve by 菊叔

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:11:23 -0400

Steve by 菊叔

bl00d-sugar: I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:34:25 -0400

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

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Wed, 22 May 2013 14:43:12 -0400

How To Make Love

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:46:00 -0400

How To Make Love:

halffizzbin:

cricketandperv:

violetsunnyklaus:

About seven years ago, all my friends my age got married. And about three years after that, they all started having babies, which set into motion the idea that eventually they’re gonna have to talk about sex to their kids. And that just freaks me out. I have cats—they were broken, but now they’re fixed—so I don’t have to worry about this. However, if I had the opportunity to suddenly be confronted by my son as a young man asking me for advice about sex… with girls… this is what I would say.

One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay. (Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own. (Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.

Love, Dad.

This guy’s writing is fantastic. And also OMG STAR WARS.

Holy shit this is literally all you need to know.

wiredoll: oooook could have sworn I wrote somethin on here man...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:10:03 -0400

wiredoll:

oooook could have sworn I wrote somethin on here man I must be hallucinating then…another RBB for Cap-Iroman journal and I got to work with the GREAT Rainbow!!! It was a lot of fun and we had some things in common,and I anticipated her emails because this was an exciting experience for me and I loved every second of it…

I might go back and draw scenes from the five stories I got to work on with these amazing writers….^_^

here is the awesome story!! go and read it guys!!

http://archiveofourown.org/works/798527

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thehomosexuallyfrustrated: Jett Black x Levi Karter

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:46:27 -0400

thehomosexuallyfrustrated:

Jett Black x Levi Karter